A Little Snobbish, but Good Point

Things that are true:
- The Davinci Code
- Wikipedia
- The government is poisoning your water
- Jon Stewart is a news broadcaster
- George Washington cut down a cherry tree
- PBS is unbiased
- Rush Limbaugh is fair and balanced
- Milli Vanilli was a fabulous band
- Saddam Hussein is a nice fellow
- The CIA is testing drugs on certain small townships
- There are multi-generational cults out to get you

So there you have it, a declaration of truth.